suicidalsouls:

thewalkingc0ntradiction makes me feel this way

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

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One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

Milk shakes and coral snakes

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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I has this shirt
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